Saturday 19 February 2011

Good Girls Go For Bad Boys...

A Blog You Wanted- A Blog You Got ...Now Fuck Off:-)

So after weeks of trying to give excuses of why i wont be doing a blog, i have cracked under peer pressure and said those words i said so many times as a kid "Fuck it i will try it". 

Girls Go For Bad Boys Correct???

So im 22 and cannot find Mrs Right for shit, do you know why?? A new study has come to light that the majority of girls like bad boys.
Now the definition of a bad boy is - 
A male, likely to commit random acts of violence, consistently  breaking the law.
So what really is a bad boy, what are we talking some one who goes around and steals hubcaps or the type who will keep his dead nan in the house so he can carry on claiming her pension. I dint find this very clear until i had a shit load of time available to look into this.
       On looking into the subject further, i found a statement on the internet from a women who loved the bad boys. she said "bad boys are the most attractive, My ex was in prison for 10 months , i thought it was great going to visit, i felt like i was married to some one in the mob. I use to visit all dressed up" What the fuck has she been dressing up as Mary Poppins. 
                 So it seems that if you have never been up in court for murder, GBH, dealing crack,heroin or MDMA you are not a decent man at all you are just plain and simply Boaring. 

The collum then goes on to tell you that her current boyfriend is in prison for murder , plunder and genocide .....Lovely 

So it seems we have no chance --- I like to think i offer something other than the bad boy option .yea yea yea yea yea 


Good Luck lads